Archive for April, 2007

Make sure you listen to the very end And it turns out Bruce Willis was a ghost. True story!

No, it’s not me, I swear! Yeah you! Book ‘em Lou! Man I love Manu’s game. Love his flying-in-all-directions type of style that kind of reminds of Pig Pen when I watch him. Sure he flops all the freaking time, but it’s so hard not to like his movements — I am enthralled by it. [...]

With all due respek to the folks of Go Fug Yourself… Kobe, Kobe, Kobe, Kobe. Yes. We all know how you are. We know you very well. In fact, we know you a little too well. We know that you like score — in more ways than one. We know that you want to be [...]

Ah the majestic BEARD has been robbed a quarter of game action last night. Though, the way I saw things, if the Warriors hadn’t been complaining so much in almost all the action, perhaps the refs wouldn’t have pulled that quick of a trigger? We shall never know. Then again, some of the calls seemed [...]

*If you say that looks like Raja Bell, I will spork your face!* Anyhow, last night’s Phoenix-Lakers game was an amazing ass whoppin’ from the Suns. Like I inappropriately said out loud at the bar last night: watching the Suns is like basketball orgasm. (Note: I think it was inappropriate because it wasn’t even a [...]

Uhh.. you know what.. scratch that. – Oh my Vishnu. GS just won Game 1, of course, Warrior fans are… shall we say… ‘content?’ – Oh my Buddha. Nuggets won Game 1: A-game was brought-en – Oh my Jesus’ second cousin, Wizards won Game 1! … okay, that was deceitful, sorry Bullez peeps – *dun [...]

My answer is: 1-c, 2-b, 3-d, 4-a So the Rockets were able to dispatch the Utah Jazz last night where T-Mac finally has a chance to legitimately get out of the 1st Round in a convincing fashion. I don’t go deep into analysis of that game because—A) I totally didn’t watch it B) Don’t want [...]

Surely you didn’t think the picks from yesterday were the realness did ya? Here be she actual pickings, arrrrr! Straight from NBA.com! Jesus does NOT stand a chance, I mean, where’s the bench? So let’s see your picks and how it comes up against mine, dear readers: go over to Ballhype and make your Playoff [...]

… and stop smoking that damn bong! While you slowly arise from the stupor, please, watch the following 9 minutes of bliss: That’s to get all your casual NBA buddies to get the fuck up and watch some bball and get them away from that NHL nonsense (a puck? and a stick?! what is this, [...]

… in an old hoops shoes commercial. Peep for yourselves: You know what? It’s not over-the-top enough. Where are the lions ripping into human flesh? The floods? C’mon! If you got the green lightning down, I expect to see Clyde breathing flame on the puny fools. D-i-s-a-p-p-o-i-n-t-e-d.





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