Charles Oakley is supposed to put out a book with the usual “TELL ALL” keyword that gives book agents boners. So, with that said, from whom else would a tell-all book be appropriate? Word on the Streetz surveys:
Kelly Burns
Philosopher
“I’d like to read a book
by Kobayashi. You just
know there’s bound
to be at least one story
of him going down on
dudes.” 
Lord Richard Featherbottom
Writer
“Heave ho! What’s this scocery?
How did I get trapped in this white
box?!? Release me I say!”
Charles Barkley
Former NBA player/fat guy
“There’s only one book y’all need
to read, and it’s mine! If you don’t
read it, I’ll eat you all!”
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August 2, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Kelly Burns, are you a real person or did they just create you to titillate people?