NBA TOONS: Alonzo Mourning Is Pumped
I’m pretty sure if any normal person does Zo’s constant “pump fist at every single play because life is too short” dance we’d be called an ass first and foremost. But because Alonzo Mourning has a new lease in life and playing at high intensity sport, he gets a pass… or not. He’s still an ass though. Imagine this guy playing checkers at 73 with his grandkids and on the verge of winning, he flips the board and flexes and does that twirl on the floor giggle..
UPDATE with quotes!
”I don’t want him to come back,” Johnson said. “Retire, you won it all, go with your family, take your wife around the world.
ESPN analyst Stephen A. Smith, who emceed Saturday’s gala, disagreed, saying Mourning would have the perfect situation with the Heat since guard Dwyane Wade is in his prime and Shaquille O’Neal still is viable.
I mean, if Magic tells you to quit, don’t you feel obliged? Then again, you have Stephen saying a subtle: “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!” Who knows what influenced Zo.
Zo: I will stay for another season [Miami Herald]