Previously on “The Office”…

Michael Scott: Today is a very special day at Dunder Mifflin.
As part of the our global expansion in getting more customers, we have teamed up with an NBA star player for a promotion!

One special player will come in to our humble offices and see how things go down at a paper company. Hopefully this player will learn “something”—[awkward pause] not that I’m saying they don’t know anything.. they know basketball for instance….I mean I mean I mean, I’m sure they already know many things… umm, what I’m saying is hopefully we learn from each other.

Dwight Schrute: Good save Michael.

Michael: Not helping Dwight.

Dwight: So Michael wants to invite an “NBA” player in to see what we do. You know what? I’m not buying it. I think he’s trying to replace me.

But no worries, whoever it is, I will Take.Him.Down. Like taking a candy from a baby—cruelty free.

These NBA guys, they already can dunk, I’m not going to let them get my job as well.

Ahh, the MAN of the hour.

Oscar (speaking to Yao): …so yeah, we’re just going to show you how we do things around here…

Michael: Come on Oscar, he’s not “INTO” you, haha!

Oscar: No.. I was just telling him..


Yao Ming (smiles): I’m fine, thank you.

Michael: ooookAAY!

Jim Halpert:
Michael and Yao Ming. Really.
I did not see this day coming. At all.

I will totally use this to mess with Dwight.

On second thought.. I better warn head offices…

I thought this was a huge mistake coming here.

But I think I’m starting to like the people.

Especially the receptionist.

What’s her name? Pam? Yeah, I think we “clicked” heh

He said what? Oh my god. That’s…wow.. I mean, I think I like him. But I dunno if I “like” like him.

Do I still have feelings for Jim?

…I’m not sure.. Yao seems like nice guy too, so who knows?

Michael: I think we learned a lot today. We learned that no matter how tall or short you are, you can still get along. Like the great Confucius would say: “he that shows others how to act properly, then he shall be proper in return”

Dwight: He never said that. I would know, because I read all his books—translated, thank you Google.

Michael: Shutup Dwight


  1. Oh my word. Did you make this up or did you steal a copy of an upcoming script and just transcribe it? High-larious!!!

  2. Ben

    This is great – I could imagine each of the characters saying their stuff. You captured their voices very well. Hi-larious. Keep it coming.

  3. Heh, along with not studying hard; reading/watching on hoops — TV is like my third language šŸ™‚

  4. You’ve outdone yourself on this one, Howie.

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