West 153, East 132: Any Day Now, A 20-0 Run Is About To Happen

Okay, so I’m still a bit hungover “tired” after losing the drinking bet to what some might call my friends and that makes critically analysing the All-Star Game pretty much non-existent for today’s post (or any other post for that matter). Oh, and “critically analysing the ASG?” haha, that’s gotta be an oxymoron right??

So instead of talking about Kobe Bryant’s multiple reverse jams looking like straight replays; instead of talking about how somewhat meta it was during those couple of Amare v. Dwight Howard lowpost battles; instead of focusing on Shaq’s perpetual loveability (smacked one on T-Mac AND brought out the HotSauce dribbling—which, Memo playing hardcore defense was priceless); instead of talking about how LeBron totally mistimed his off-the-glass dunk that ended terribly (haha making it up with an air ball three); instead of conceding that Vince Carter IS a staple for All Star Games every single year because seriously, he’s the best in the game at electrifying the crowd; instead of talking about the lame crowd not getting into the game; and finally, instead of trying to describe that smile I had when Gil did the trampoline dunk… I give thee… pretty lady pictures, Toni Braxton and of course, Chappelle (sitting next to PRINCE??? bwahahah where’s Kevin Smith??):

(side note… I’m not the “hippest” guy right.. I mean, I try to follow what’s going on with da kidz.. but Toni Braxton? Was this 1995? But still, wow)

Yo Seth, is she starting over David Lee? If so, I’ll be VERY angry (and happy at the same time—I’ve got issues).

Okay, that one symbolizes the Women’s Suffrage of the 1880s and how we need to continue and support women’s rights

I’m still looking for The Waiter’s solo dance number!

Dave! No! Don’t battle Prince again!!

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  1. Vince should just enter a dunk contest on his own. Just one competitor him and he just goes off on the rim. I’d tune in to see that.

  2. Only if Kenny Smith gets to commentate, since he’s pretty much the Jeffrey Ross of this thing… though I’m sure MJ will find a way to ruin it, that bastard

  3. did any international players ever entered a dunk contest?? i am looking forward to next year’s contest, errr, Yi Jian Lian has some serious hops

  4. hahaha the chinese characters…

    高比,你可以娶我的女儿吗??

  5. shh! (Darren, that was a 3-part photoshop joke, everything is as it should be!!!)

    if Yi Jian Lian can jump over Yao, then Vince Carter is obsolete…

  6. jumping over sun ming ming??

  7. Sarah’s probably more of an offensive threat than, say, Jerome James. She’s also got nice boobies.

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