The REAL Reason Why Steve Francis Ain’t Coming Back


We also would’ve accepted: “Man, fuck this!” or “Shenanigans!” but the editing process is a complex beast that could go 7 rounds with LOST’s ‘black myst monster’. And oh yea… Steve’s head is big, I wonder why no one else picked up this, like, ever. Huh.

To fill ya up with Steve “Hemmoraging A Franchise” Francis: TrueHoop et SLAMonline (with a Francis cover shot.. his head there is barely that one!)


  1. I like how both Steve’s eyes AND his canvas-like forehead are “looking” at the door. Steve’s fivehead can actually speak and hear things as well.

  2. It even has a better Assist/Turnover ratio! zing!

  3. Steve Francis, worst “franchise” ever! Could you image one of him in every NBA city? The better business bureau would be out for blood! His ego is as stable as gas prices.

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