Clyde Drexler Destroys All Human Life…

… in an old hoops shoes commercial. Peep for yourselves:

You know what? It’s not over-the-top enough. Where are the lions ripping into human flesh? The floods? C’mon! If you got the green lightning down, I expect to see Clyde breathing flame on the puny fools. D-i-s-a-p-p-o-i-n-t-e-d.

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  1. JaketheSnake

    Wouldn’t Clyde be tempted to dance with the lions?

  2. Unfortunately, America will still vote him off… so it goes…




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