Word on the Streetz: Yi Jianlian Hiding

Yi, the 19 year old (or 25 year old—no one knows, not even Greg Oden, and he knows everything) is now notorious because of his “camp” not wanting to report for the Milwaukee Bucks, who drafted him. What is the Word on the Streetz with random folks on this hottly hot issue?


David Smith
R&B Singer
“Look, what do you
expect from Yi? His
care free; eff-the-man
utopia of a country brought
him up like this. Dude’s
a damn hippie.”

Gregory Hicks
Taebo Instructor
“My problem with him
is his cheek bones. Have
you taken a look at it
lately?! It can cut diamonds!
Blood diamonds! What you
know about that Leo
DiCaprio??”


Ray-Ray
Locksmith
“Give the boy a damn
break would’ya? It’s
quite simple: when he gets
blocked by Nate Robinson
–he needs it to be featured
in a big market so people will
make fun of him.”











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  1. Confession: feature idea totally jacked from The Onion and I guess, Gawker’s Stalker Sighting thing, but since they’re both fake, no harm done (don’t sue me you bastards!)

  2. Ray-Ray proceeded to say, “and what is the deal with airline food?”

  3. the avatar

    fuck that chinese piece of crap.. i am chinese and i don’t even like him.. he’ll be a bust with an attitude like that.. fuck you yi.. you’re lucky enough to be picked that high.. you moron.. you haven’t even played a single minute yet and you’re demanding too much.. gosh you and you’re agents are greedy.. you make all of us chinese look bad.. you won’t be yao.. you’ll never be.. SO FUCK YOU AND FEGAN AND ZHAO..




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