Jermaine O’Neal Demands a Trade to NBC Show Scrubs

INDIANAPOLIS — Indiana Pacers forward Jermaine O’Neal is now demanding a trade to NBC’s cult comedy Scrubs.

J.O. has been wishy washy of late when he made a remark to the awesomely named dude from Arash Markazi that he would “welcome a trade to the Lakers“. He then later backtracked making clear he didn’t actually demand the trade to L.A.

Now, however, word from his agent is that he does want to go to L.A., but for an entirely different reason: to star in the comedy series about hospital hijinks Scrubs.

“Scrubs is funny man!” said O’Neal, “Man, that Sarah Chalke is all sorts of hilarious… and frikkin’ HOT!”

The comedy show star Zach Braff would welcome Jermaine should he be traded: “Two brown bears? Sign me up!”

O’Neal averaged 19.4 points, 9.6 rebounds, 5.3 jokes per possession and 2.6 blocks last season in one of the best performances of his 11-year career.

  1. This would make me start watching Scrubs again. I know, blasphemy!

  2. jsut looking around

    u should work harder on your photo editing

  3. Eliot Spitzer

    I’m horny, where’s my whore???

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