A Phone Call With KG & T-Mac

May 6, 2007 in Houston Rockets, Kevin Garnett, Minnesota Timberwoves, NBA, NBA Casual Stuff, NBA Injuries, NBA Playoffs, NBA Talky, T-Mac, Utah Jazz

May 5th: Houston Rockets got edged out by Utah Jazz in the 1st Round of the 2007 Playoffs. It is also T-Mac’s millionth early exit… making his fans (whoever’s still openly admits to being one) very sad all over again. The following is the transcript of a phone call that we at the Unrelatedness obtained through illegal wiretap “special” ways:

[*riiiiiiiiiing……riiiiiiiiing*]

*whimper* Ahhhh. *sigh*

[*riiiiiiiiiing……riiiiiiiiing*—click—phone picked up]

uh… he… hello?

YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO

um… KG, that you…?

Look man, I just wanted to say: I’ve been there. It’s NOT YOUR FAULT.

[off to the side] I know.

Listen to me, it’s not your fault.

[serious] I know.

No you don’t, it’s not your fault.

Fuck man. Kev, for that last time, stop that Good Will Hunting shit! I think you have a problem.

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[…]

I’m… I’m sorry… it was on TV last night… um.. talk to you later?

Whatever. You’re such a geek sometimes.